
{"id":32320,"date":"2017-10-23T22:04:10","date_gmt":"2017-10-24T04:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/?p=32320"},"modified":"2025-03-03T11:02:11","modified_gmt":"2025-03-03T17:02:11","slug":"the-40-year-old-virgin-surfer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/the-40-year-old-virgin-surfer\/","title":{"rendered":"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Surfer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\"><b>By Terri Roberts<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-32322 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2166-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2166-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2166-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2166-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2166-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2166-60x60.jpg 60w, http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2166.jpg 1607w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>I\u2019d always wanted to learn how to surf. I just didn\u2019t get there until phrases like <i>maturing skin<\/i> and <i>middle-age spread <\/i>became part of my regular vernacular. Suddenly, there I was doing pop-ups on Tamarindo beach next to feisty 12-year-olds. And while I look back at my limber 20-year-old body with nostalgia, I wouldn\u2019t have it any other way. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\">Surfing gives what you are open to take, at any age. I think some of the best things about it would have been lost on my younger self. Things like mindfulness, the peace that just finds you as you paddle out passed the break, the incredible connection to nature, and the feeling you get when you catch a wave. Still, it would have hurt a lot less.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\">If you think you\u2019re<b> <\/b>past it, and that surfing is best left to well-oiled millennials, consider the following. You might want to trade in that cruise holiday for a longboard after all. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\"><b>Namaste your way to nimble. \u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\">If you\u2019ve ever needed a gentle nudge back into the loving arms of a yoga studio, this is it. Strength and flexibility are super important for surfing. In fact, the better shape you are in, the better the experience you\u2019ll have. So hit the mat, the gym, or the pool before you catch a flight to WRSC. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\"><b>It keeps you present. <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\">Just try to think about your to-do list when you get on a surfboard and see how long it takes before you spill. Surfing demands your full attention. And rightfully so. You have to size up the waves, perfectly time your pop-up, then try desperately to stay on. The <i>power of now<\/i> can\u2019t be overstated when you are about to be tossed into the <i>washing machine. <\/i>Best to keep your head way, way out of office. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\"><b>Fall into a nature-induced coma every night. <\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\">A day of surfing is equivalent to a hundred thousand tiny sheep. Your mind and body will be perfectly blissed out after all that paddling (and wipeouts). Though you\u2019ll enjoy the post-surf beers tremendously, and the Tamarindo party game is strong, you\u2019ll be hard pressed to stay up past 9:30pm when you hit the waves at sunrise. Sweet dreams. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\"><b><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-32323 alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2215-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2215-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2215-200x200.jpg 200w, http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2215-768x768.jpg 768w, http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2215-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2215-60x60.jpg 60w, http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/IMG_2215.jpg 1810w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Learn to embrace the suck. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\">If you\u2019re closer to retirement than college graduation, chances are, you\u2019re probably not going to light the lineup on fire for a while. Embrace it. It\u2019s good for you to suck at something every once in a while. And it won\u2019t be forever. By the end of the week you\u2019ll be catching plenty of waves. Which is exactly why you\u2019ll keep going back for more. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\"><b>Free battle scar souvenirs. \u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\">Last time I was at Witch\u2019s Rock, there was a pretty major swell on. It was a little above my paygrade. For three days straight, every time I came out of the water something was bleeding. Though your guides will keep you safe and never leave your side, expect a few dings. Besides, you\u2019re of a certain vintage. You can handle it. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\"><b>Robert August is 70.<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\">Actually, the <i>Endless Summer<\/i> legend is 72. And he still surfs. When he\u2019s not on the water, he\u2019s carving up custom boards at Witch\u2019s Rock as their resident board designer. You can even order one. Go ahead, make it as big and buoyant and as forgiving as you like. No judgement from him. Or me. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\"><b>One surf camp fits all (ages).<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\">Witch\u2019s Rock is a great place to grow your surfing skills over time. The Beginners program takes you from clueless to catching baby waves all on your own. As you advance, you can roll into Intermediate and start surfing 3-4 foot waves all around Guanacaste Province. Once you turn semi-pro and start using words like <i>stoke<\/i> in everyday life, you might be ready for the Advanced program. That\u2019s the beauty of WRSC \u2013 it grows with you. No matter how old you are. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\"><b><i>TERRI ROBERTS<\/i><\/b><i> is an associate creative director\/copywriter at Ray Agency in St. John\u2019s, Newfoundland, Canada. She\u2019s a fan of unruly ocean hair<\/i>, post-surf beers at <i>El Vaquero<\/i>, and longboards. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p2\"><span class=\"s1\">Instagram: @terrisueroberts<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Terri Roberts I\u2019d always wanted to learn how to surf. I just didn\u2019t get there until phrases like maturing skin and middle-age spread became part of my regular vernacular. Suddenly, there I was doing pop-ups on Tamarindo beach next to feisty 12-year-olds. And while I look back at my limber 20-year-old body with nostalgia, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":32322,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ocean_front_end_style_editor":"no","ocean_post_layout":"","ocean_both_sidebars_style":"","ocean_both_sidebars_content_width":0,"ocean_both_sidebars_sidebars_width":0,"ocean_sidebar":"0","ocean_second_sidebar":"0","ocean_disable_margins":"enable","ocean_add_body_class":"","ocean_shortcode_before_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_after_top_bar":"","ocean_shortcode_before_header":"","ocean_shortcode_after_header":"","ocean_has_shortcode":"","ocean_shortcode_after_title":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_widgets":"","ocean_shortcode_before_footer_bottom":"","ocean_shortcode_after_footer_bottom":"","ocean_display_top_bar":"default","ocean_display_header":"default","ocean_header_style":"","ocean_center_header_left_menu":"0","ocean_custom_header_template":"0","ocean_custom_logo":0,"ocean_custom_retina_logo":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_width":0,"ocean_custom_logo_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_tablet_max_height":0,"ocean_custom_logo_mobile_max_height":0,"ocean_header_custom_menu":"0","ocean_menu_typo_font_family":"0","ocean_menu_typo_font_subset":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_size":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_font_size_unit":"px","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_font_weight_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_tablet":"","ocean_menu_typo_transform_mobile":"","ocean_menu_typo_line_height":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_line_height_unit":"","ocean_menu_typo_spacing":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_tablet":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_mobile":0,"ocean_menu_typo_spacing_unit":"","ocean_menu_link_color":"","ocean_menu_link_color_hover":"","ocean_menu_link_color_active":"","ocean_menu_link_background":"","ocean_menu_link_hover_background":"","ocean_menu_link_active_background":"","ocean_menu_social_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_bg":"","ocean_menu_social_links_color":"","ocean_menu_social_hover_links_color":"","ocean_disable_title":"default","ocean_disable_heading":"default","ocean_post_title":"","ocean_post_subheading":"","ocean_post_title_style":"","ocean_post_title_background_color":"","ocean_post_title_background":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_image_position":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_attachment":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_repeat":"","ocean_post_title_bg_image_size":"","ocean_post_title_height":0,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay":0.5,"ocean_post_title_bg_overlay_color":"","ocean_disable_breadcrumbs":"default","ocean_breadcrumbs_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_separator_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_color":"","ocean_breadcrumbs_links_hover_color":"","ocean_display_footer_widgets":"default","ocean_display_footer_bottom":"default","ocean_custom_footer_template":"0","ocean_post_oembed":"","ocean_post_self_hosted_media":"","ocean_post_video_embed":"","ocean_link_format":"","ocean_link_format_target":"self","ocean_quote_format":"","ocean_quote_format_link":"post","ocean_gallery_link_images":"on","ocean_gallery_id":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[62],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-guest-stories","entry","has-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32320\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/164.68.121.224\/wrsc\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}